The Panty Whisperer: The Complete Series by Sloane Howell

Author:Sloane Howell [Howell, Sloane]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Amazon: B01FUTRAB2
Publisher: Sloane Howell
Published: 2016-05-16T23:00:00+00:00

I'm at the bar, picking at the cardboard coaster, sitting next to my third scotch in an hour, drinking my sorrows away. It smells like peanuts and fat married guys in here, but I don't mind. The whiskey burns my throat as it goes down, and I love the feeling. It sounds like a terrible place for a single woman to hang out, but it's actually nice and low key. The bartenders know me and it's one of the only places in town where I won't get hit on every two minutes. I fumble through my purse and manage to find my cell.

"Megan. Hey, what's up? I hate to do this to you, but can I borrow your boyfriend for an hour or so?" I run my hand through my hair.

She chuckles on the other end. I'm pretty sure I am the only person on the planet who could get away with asking her a question like that. I can't help it. I need to laugh, and I need an intelligent person's take on my predicament. Tommy knows the situation better than anyone. I pick at my fingers when I think about not asking them both to come, but they'd sit there and stare adoringly into each other's eyes, and I'd most likely vomit on the table.

Thirty minutes pass, and Tommy comes through the door. He's frowning, probably because I pulled him away from his hot new girlfriend. I'm a disappointment to everyone I suppose, but with scotch number four going down, I don't give a fuck about much at all right now.

"You're a cock blocking devil woman. You know that?" He stands in front of the table.

I'm a bit tipsy and laugh a little more than I should. There's just something about Tommy. He's like a funny big brother. I can't help but smile when he's around.

"What's this all about? Why are you halfway to hammered before the sun goes down?"

"I fucked up. I fucked up bad."

He stares at me like I'm wasted, but it's just a slight buzz. So maybe I slurred my words a little. So what?

He takes a seat. "Okay. How did you fuck up?"

"Joel kissed me."

"I know." He chuckles.

"Bullshit."

"I know everything, woman. No secret is safe from me."

I relax a little when he smiles, and I sigh. Why does life have to be this complicated? "I told Olivia. She hates me now. I don't know what the fuck is going on. My life is in some kind of tailspin."

"Let me guess, Olivia acted like a spoiled little bitch? And this surprises you? I swear I thought you were smart." He grins, possibly to hide the sting from his jab.

"Come on. Don't be mean. I need to laugh."

"Well fuck, you need some tough love too, son. Yeah, Joel got a little wild with her. It's who he is, or well—never mind."

"What were you going to say?"

He looks down then back up at me. "It's who he was before he met you."

I scoff. "He doesn't even know me.

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